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“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”
“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
“For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!”
“Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.”
“Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”
“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.”
“I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”
“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.”
“Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.”
“People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.”
“I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.”
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.
~ Lenore Hershey
Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Dave Barry
T͙h͙e͙ b͙e͙s͙t͙ w͙a͙y͙ t͙o͙ s͙p͙r͙e͙a͙d͙ C͙h͙r͙i͙s͙t͙m͙a͙s͙ c͙h͙e͙e͙r͙ i͙s͙ s͙i͙n͙g͙i͙n͙g͙ l͙o͙u͙d͙ f͙o͙r͙ a͙l͙l͙ t͙o͙ h͙e͙a͙r͙. ~ W͙i͙l͙l͙ F͙e͙r͙r͙e͙l͙l͙, “E͙l͙f͙”
I͙ a͙m͙ d͙r͙e͙a͙m͙i͙n͙g͙ o͙f͙ w͙h͙i͙t͙e͙ C͙h͙r͙i͙s͙t͙m͙a͙s͙, w͙i͙t͙h͙ e͙v͙e͙r͙y͙ C͙h͙r͙i͙s͙t͙m͙a͙s͙ c͙a͙r͙d͙ I͙ w͙r͙i͙t͙e͙, M͙a͙y͙ y͙o͙u͙r͙ d͙a͙y͙s͙ b͙e͙ M͙e͙r͙r͙y͙ a͙n͙d͙ b͙r͙i͙g͙h͙t͙, a͙n͙d͙ M͙a͙y͙ a͙l͙l͙ y͙o͙u͙r͙ C͙h͙r͙i͙s͙t͙m͙a͙s͙e͙s͙ b͙e͙ w͙h͙i͙t͙e͙. ~ B͙i͙n͙g͙ C͙r͙o͙s͙b͙y͙
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